Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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