your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
jump out the window naked night went bad
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