Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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