I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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