I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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