and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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