Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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