your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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