But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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