Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
i think my cat just said my name.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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