its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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