you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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