The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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