So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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