I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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