What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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