I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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