lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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