I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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