I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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