It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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