i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
