everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I feel like death gave me a hand job
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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