What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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