i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i came on her dog
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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