dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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