Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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