Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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