Just mADE A PArabola og urine
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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