The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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