i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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