I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Pooping to opera.
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