Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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