New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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