I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Randomize
