This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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