my soul wont recognize me after tonight
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm always down for nudity.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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