i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
