I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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