I can tuck mytits in my pants
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
