i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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