Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I am full of burrito and curiosity
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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