He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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