hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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