I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
