party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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