the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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