Sry I called you an 8
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
