he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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