Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
