he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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