we're chasing vodka with high fives
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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